Sunday, November 14, 2010

Seattle Hoop Fan Steve Ballmer Has $1.3 Billion to Spend

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer recently sold 12% of his Microsoft shares, giving him a cool $1.3 billion burning a hole in his pocket. The Seattle area basketball fan, who attempted to save the Sonics from their eventual burglars, and was spotted at the season-opening Husky hoops game, is clearly going to need some financial advice. 206 Hoops has hired ourselves as his financial advisors and created a comprehensive, complex financial plan for Mr. Ballmer...


  1. lol 22 million, huh?

    Mariners have the money to spend, they just choose not to because they want to run it like a profitable business. I bet 2001 was a profitable year for the mariners..heh.